- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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