- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A dog is always in the pushup position.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Your mother is so fat.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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