What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

You should read the Terms of Service.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

women's rights

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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