- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A man walked into a bar owch

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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