- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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