- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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