- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Pickles are moist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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