how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Take part of what?

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Cripples are lame.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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