- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A American seeking into mexico

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Sarah Palin's political campaign

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