Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Knock, Knock Come in

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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