Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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