- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up and also down? your mum

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

i hate non minorities!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

alex is cool

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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