- Anti Joke

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.