Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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