- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

a black man did not eat chicken.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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