what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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The Big Band Theory

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Hey

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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you just read an anti-joke

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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