What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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