- Anti Joke

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Barack Obama is a good president.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.