XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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