- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

A women in the kitchen.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Female rights.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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