- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

What do we call Osama? Osama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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