- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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