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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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