What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Chicken

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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