What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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This isn't funny.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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