- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

My mum is called Steve

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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