Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Anti Joke

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