Poop

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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retard

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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