- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

yolo your orange looks orange

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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