- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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