- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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