When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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