- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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