There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Manchester City

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Justin Bieber.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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