- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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