What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

time to spruce up!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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