- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

nothing

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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