Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Where's my tractor?

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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