Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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