How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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