what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Pickles are powerful

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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