Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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you just read an anti-joke

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The Big Band Theory

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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