- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

kennah campion when she talks

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Racial equality.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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