What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Please don't shoot me

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

bangers and mash?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Guest what? Dog

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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