- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

bangers and mash?

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Guest what? Dog

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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