- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Rebecca Black's career.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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