- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

run farther?

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

hi michael

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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