Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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