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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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