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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

pull my finger (farts)

12 in general

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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