Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Fine, ladies first.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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