- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's worse than this That :(

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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