What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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ask me if im a door yes

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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