Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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