- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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