- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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