- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Knock, Knock Come in

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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