- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

No soup for you!

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's brown and sticky A stick

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What is square and grey? A grey square.

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