Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mom.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

miha kako si?

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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