Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Rush Limbaugh

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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