What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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