- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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