Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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How would you rule?

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Feminism

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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you will like this because i am black.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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