MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Jersey Shore.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

arena football

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