So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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