there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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White NBA players.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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I literally died laughing

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What's the new green? Green

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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