- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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