- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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