What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Yo mama so fat.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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black people

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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