- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

I had friends on the Death Star.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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