Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

And Stephen Hawking said.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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