- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Jesus Christ

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Poop.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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