What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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women's rights.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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