- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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