what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Anti Joke

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