Justin beiber..

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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whats a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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