- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??