What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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what's up? my penis.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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