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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Sex

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

how do you win a game try your best

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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