What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

the lemon was sweet.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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