- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A bar walks into a man

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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