- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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