Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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don't just stand there

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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