How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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