- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

y u no like me joke?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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