- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Chick Norris... Enough said

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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