- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

knock,knock you suck

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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