Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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If life gives you lemonade.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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