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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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