whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

I C U P White stuff

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Justin Bieber.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

A drunk guy walks into a car

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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