- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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