- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

rent a cops

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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