- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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