There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Feminism.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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womens rights

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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