- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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