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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How high is the sky? True or False

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whats my name? Matt

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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