- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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