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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

No soap radio

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Roses are red, yup.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

No soap radio

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

wsde

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Roses are red, yup.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?