What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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