- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

feminists.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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