if got a joke if fogot it

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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