- Anti Joke

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Whats worse than a joke? This

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.