- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Jewwy Jewstein

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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