Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Connor is homosexuaI

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Women's rights.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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