Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Drew Knowles is gay

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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