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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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