- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Feminism.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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