A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

it was all Tagart

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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