- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A jew enters a mall.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Equal rights!

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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