How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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