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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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