- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

One, two, three, four and five

dat shoe shine tho

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

save me from the nothing ive become

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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