- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

I literally died laughing

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Terry has ebola

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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