What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A man was shot. He died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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