Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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