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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Women's Rights

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Who wants water? I do.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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