Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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