what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What's 9 + 10 19

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

the midget went to the midget store

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

roses are red violets should be purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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