- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

My Boyfriend

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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