Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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