"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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