- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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