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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

38 studio's new game... Finance City

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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