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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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