there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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