Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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