- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How High is a Chinese man

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A bar walks into a man

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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