Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Christ is a conspiracy

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

angelosnyder is not gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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